Do you ever just re-evaluate your life after reading a really good book and realize how boring life really is
I mean we eat and sleep and go to school and work and that’s it. There’s no dragon-slaying, no real adventures, no sense of danger, no fighting for our lives, nothing really exhilarating or anything
“We had just gotten off tour with Mudhoney, and I decided to stage-dive. I was wearing a dress and I didn’t realize what I was engendering in the audience. It was a huge audience and they were kind of going ape-shit. So I just dove off the stage, and suddenly, it was like my dress was being torn off of me, my underwear was being torn off of me, people were putting their fingers inside of me and grabbing my breasts really hard, screaming things in my ears like “pussy-whore-cunt”. When I got back onstage I was naked. I felt like Karen Finley. But the worst thing of all was that I saw a photograph of it later. Someone took a picture of me right when this was happening, and I had this big smile on my face like I was pretending it wasn’t happening. So later I wrote a song called “Asking For It” based on the whole experience. I can’t compare it to rape because it’s not the same. But in a way it was. I was raped by an audience, figuratively, literally, and yet, was I asking for it?”
I will always reblog this
Old woman smashed by a bus in Fortaleza - Brazil
Edited by me. Original here
MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.
‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.
SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly
BABY GOT self-respect
YEAH, BABY; WHEN IT COMES TO FEMALES, COSMO AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ TO DO WITH MY SELECTION. 36-24-36? HAHA, only if you’re obsessed with physical appearances and believe that socially constructed ideals of beauty mean more than personality and an emotional connection
BABY, I WANNA GET WIT CHA, AND TAKE YO PICTCHA because your fashion sense is impeccable and I admire your capability for accessorizing as well as your witty response to my request.
SO COSMO SAYS YOU’RE FAT, BUT I AIN’T DOWN WITH THAT because every person on this planet is beautiful in their own way, and nobody should be made to feel uncomfortable in their own skin.
CUZ YOUR WAIST IS SMALL AND YOUR CURVES ARE KICKIN’ AND I’M THINKIN’ ‘BOUT STICKIN’ with you, but mainly because of your wonderful personality and awesome sense of humor. you’re beautiful inside and out - and the first is of utmost importance.
Who robbed the tampon factory?
SOME BLOODY CUNT
are you fucking serious
i’ve watched this 40x just trying to figure out how it tumbled like that
5.14.2013 happy for a pretty day before the hot weather sets back in.
Where did you get those fabulous glasses?
Xylocopa caerulea (“Blue Carpenter bee”).