“dis is my lizard”
The Doll I’ve fallen in love with.
fairies do exists because moths are fairies
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
collections that are raw as fuck ➝ vera wang fall bridal 2012
This is one of the most inspirational stories ever.
Oh. My. God.
Is this a true story??
holy shit I didnt know that
This is too amazing to NOT reblog, so inspiring.
That is amazing.
This is so inspiring
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
plus you dont tip cops.
apparently teenagers need 10 hours of sleep a night to function properly maybe thats why i suck at everything